smolex:

'Excuse me sir, do you have a towel?'

smolex:

'Excuse me sir, do you have a towel?'

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troywagner:

Tim is really good at this new musical instrument.

(via rosswoodpark)

Tags: AWWWWW

Hawkeye in Avengers Assemble

(Source: whatisaloki, via quesobandito)

thefrogman:

[reddit]

averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

(Source: slayboybunny, via velociraptory)

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

(via partybots)

So today was crazy stressful but we caught some little shit (that we all hate) stealing on camera and he’s banned!

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser, via a-razorblades-kiss)

tastefullyoffensive:

"Leaf me alone." [wingnut4772]

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xemackx:

I want 10

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Why are there so many people in our store? I’m dying