postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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ronystart:

do you ever see a person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”

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Tags: christopher

Just got my nieces Star Wars Easter eggs :)

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timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

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Tags: truuuuuuu

Amanda and I just had a discussion about Stormtrooper life insurance and hazard pay

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

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earthdad:

too ugly to get followers from selfies and not funny enough to get followers from posts

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miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

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Anonymous asked: 1, 8, 22, 32, 36

1. Are you more feminine or masculine? Ummm, I’d say feminine. Even if I don’t seem feminine.

8. What’s something you’re bad at, but love? Painting, singing, hockey, dancing, writing, DIY stuff, minecraft. Lots of stuff lol

22. Do you believe in fate/destiny? Umm, I don’t know. Maybe? I haven’t put much thought into it.

32. What’s the first thing you notice about someone? Probably eyes. Maybe smile. Also, how they treat other people.

36. Ideal height? However tall Chris is :)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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Should I play Stick of Truth or do laundry?

ifyoucarryonthisway:

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

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