when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
Just got my nieces Star Wars Easter eggs :)
Amanda and I just had a discussion about Stormtrooper life insurance and hazard pay
Anonymous asked: 1, 8, 22, 32, 36
1. Are you more feminine or masculine? Ummm, I’d say feminine. Even if I don’t seem feminine.
8. What’s something you’re bad at, but love? Painting, singing, hockey, dancing, writing, DIY stuff, minecraft. Lots of stuff lol
22. Do you believe in fate/destiny? Umm, I don’t know. Maybe? I haven’t put much thought into it.
32. What’s the first thing you notice about someone? Probably eyes. Maybe smile. Also, how they treat other people.
36. Ideal height? However tall Chris is :)
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Should I play Stick of Truth or do laundry?